Double M is Smokey Jordan’s older brother — which means he’s seen every bad decision coming and still let it happen.
Calmer, sharper, and far more dangerous, Double M plays the long game. Where Smokey kicks the door in, Double M stands in the corner, arms folded, waiting for the moment to quietly ruin someone’s confidence with a single sentence. He doesn’t chase laughs — he collects them.
As co-host of Don’t Tell Dad, Double M acts as the reluctant adult in the room: referee, instigator, and occasional executioner. He knows exactly when to pull Smokey back… and exactly when to let him go too far.
He’s not louder.
He’s not nicer.
He’s just older — and that makes him worse.
Smokey Jordan is what happens when bad ideas get a microphone and the microphone doesn’t fight back.
A loud-mouthed instigator with the confidence of a man who’s never checked the group chat, Smokey hosts Don’t Tell Dad like it’s a contact sport — half ringmaster, half arsonist. He doesn’t just tell jokes, he presses buttons, pulls threads, and watches things unravel in real time.
Known for bullying comedians he likes, encouraging ones he doesn’t, and saying the quiet part way too loudly, Smokey thrives in uncomfortable silences and bad decisions. He believes comedy should feel a little unsafe, slightly illegal, and absolutely unforgettable.
If you’re on stage with Smokey Jordan, you’re either about to have your best set…
or become content
